No offence to anyone

Socialism: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives one to someone else

Communism: You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you milk

Facism: You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you milk

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The state takes both, kills one and spills the milk in the sewer

Nazism: You have two cows. The state takes both and shoots you

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull

Extreme Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and force the remaining one to produce the milk of four cows combined. You are shocked when it dies.

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