He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

The road to success is always under construction.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

10 things.....

I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way youre always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when youre not around,

and the fact that you didnt call.

But mostly I hate the way I dont hate you,

not even close

not even a little bit

not even at all.

Caramel Frappuccino

Creative and expressive, you tend to match your Frappuccino flavor to your mood. And a flavored syrup is always a must!

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

All American Kid

Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain. You were well rounded and well liked in high school.

Who Were You In High School?

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF) You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

finger....

apparently my little finger has problems...it's bent and crooked...and now it's in a bright green splint with band-aids...gonna havw an x-ray today....no violin :'(...so sad...~sniff~...praying that my finger is alright....cyas all later.....

TK

Slow and Steady

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.

How Do People See You?

You Are Sunshine

Soothing and calm You are often held up by others as the ideal But too much of you, and they'll get burned You are best known for: your warmth Your dominant state: connecting

What Type of Weather Are You?

Your Dating Purity Score: 87%

You are an innocent dater. You're either lacking in dating experience or have had a long serious relationship. Either way, there's still plenty of fish in the sea out there for you to sample!

Dating Purity Test

You Are 74% Grown Up, 26% Kid

Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature. Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed.

How Emotionally Mature Are You?

You Are Bold And Brave

But daring? Not usually? You tend to like to make calculated risks. So while you may not be base jumping any time soon... You are up for whatever's new and (a little) exciting!

How Daring Are You?

You Are A Good Friend

You're always willing to listen Or lend a shoulder to cry on You're there through thick and thin Many people consider you their "best friend"!

What Kind of Friend Are You?

Hah!...w/e :P

Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence

Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Your Personality Profile

You are dignified, spiritual, and wise. Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself. You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books. You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life. You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world. A good friend, you always give of yourself first.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

Your Geek Profile:

Academic Geekiness: Low Gamer Geekiness: Low General Geekiness: Low Internet Geekiness: Low Movie Geekiness: Low SciFi Geekiness: Low Fashion Geekiness: None Geekiness in Love: None Music Geekiness: None

How Geeky Are You?

You Are An ENFJ

The Giver You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed. Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections. Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down. You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine. You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

What's Your Personality Type?

I laugh :P

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

another one...

9 lasts
9.] Last kiss: never :S

8.] Last cigarette: never
7.] Last beverage: water
6.] Last movie watched: under siege
5.] Last phone call: mum
4.] Last CD played: my own :P
3.] Last BUBBLE bath: wow…ages ago….
2.] Last time you cried: ummmm…sometime in august
1.] Last alcohol drink: wine

8 have you ever

8.] Have you ever dated someone twice: no
7.] Have you ever been cheated on: don’t’ think so
6.] Have you ever kissed someone: not on the mouth
5.] Have you ever kissed someone you regret: no
4.] Have you ever fallen in love: don’t think so
3.] Have you ever lost someone: no
2.] Have you ever been depressed: yup
1.] Have you ever been drunk and thrown up: no

6 things you've done today

6. school!

5. work

4. Talk
3. Breathe
2. Eat
1. Sleep

4 people you can tell pretty much anything to

4. Parents (that counts as 1 :P)
3. Nate (we’ll get there :P)
2. Lulu (because she understands)
1. (I can’t think of one…I don’t’ tell many people things…)


3 favourite colours

1.] Purple
2.] Black
3.] Blue

2 things you want to do before you die

2.] Submerge myself in honey
1.] Say goodbye to everyone

Q 01: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A 01: Yes

Q 02: Where is the last place you went?
A 02: Overseas? Vietnam

Q03: Who is the last person you called?
A 03: Von a.k.a bon bon :P

Q 04: Who do you like more, your mom or dad?
A 04: I love them both equally

Q 05: Do you have any siblings?
A 05: yup, one brother…

Q 06: Do you smile often?
A 06: as often as I can!

Q 07: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A 07: probably now…I’m not one to be thought about :P

Q 08: Do you wish on stars?
A 08: only if it’s shooting

Q 09: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A 09: never

Q 10: When did you last cry?
A 10: didn’t you already ask this?

Q 11: Do you like your handwriting?
A 11: no

Q 12: Are you a friendly person?
A 12: I try to be

Q 13: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
A 13: my own :P

Q 14: What color shirt are you wearing?
A 14: black…(this is not emo J)

Q 15: Do you have any pets?
A 15: I did…but it died

Q 16: What is the colour of your bed sheets?
A 16: yellow, blue and green

Q17: What were you doing at 9 last night?
A 17: working on Macbeth while talking to lulu, von, khantey, tara and my cuz

Q 18: I can't wait until?
A 18: I retire :P

Q 19: Is tom on your myspace friends list?
A 19: nop…..dont’ have a myspace…and tom doesn’t have a blog

Q 20: Look to your right. What's there?
A 20: home phone, laptop, filing folders, bottle, bin, windows, ruler, desk, pin board

Q 22: Ever cried yourself to sleep?
A 22: yeah….

Q 23: Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
A 23: I don’t’ think they’ll let me :P

Q 24: Song that makes you cry?
A 24: havne’t found one

Q 25: Are you normally a happy person?
A 25: yup!

Q 26: Is your self-esteem extremely low?
A 26: not extremely

1. Are you currently mad at someone?: no
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? Hmmmm…..hard…I’ll get bak to that
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?: yeah, an eraser
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry?: no ^o)
5.When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream?: stare angrily…I’m easier to communicate to that way :P

1. Has anyone ever thrown you a suprise party?: no:P
2. Are you easily excited?: yeah….
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about? Stump!
4. Which of your friends gets you the most excitable? Dunno….most of them are pretty excitable themselves :P
5. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought: wow….i’m doing a stupid survey and it just told me I had won a million dollars…and I just have…cool….
6. If you could have anything right now what would it be?

1. Name? Tim Kwan
2. Where were you born?: Canberra
3. What's your main goal in life?: To live it all for god
4. Do you want to have children?: yup
5. How do you want to die?: in my sleep

1. Sex before marriage?: no
2. Gay Marriage?: no
3. Lowering the drinking age?: nah
4. Capital Punishment?: no….no sense
5. Abortion?: I’d rather not…it’s sad L
6. Recycling?: good idea guys^^

1. What was your latest dream? That I was talking to people whom I knew by looks but couldn’t’ remember their names…weird
2. Which of your friends do you dream about the most? All of them!! :D:D
3. Have any of your dreams come true: only one….
4. What was the weirdest dream you've ever had?:when i dreamt that I was sleeping :P

5. Do you usually remember your dreams?: usually

1. Do you have a bf/gf?: not at the moment
3. Do you have a crush?: not at the moment
4. Who is the best hugger that you know?: hmmm….best hugger….that’s a hard one….lots of people are good at it :P
5. Do you believe in Love at first sight?: not really…not at my age
6. Have you ever been in love?: don’t think so

psot psto post....i cna't believe that my spelling is that atrocious on the keyboard.... stupid keyboard...ah well...too lazy to do anything at the moment so i'm posting because i feel like it....and i have anohting to post about....if u guys want me to update...then tell me what to update on....until then...i shall wait and see if my life turns out interesting :P

55% class average lol

TK

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."